How Dogs Handle Property Rights

A humorous look at how dogs handle property rights:
  • If I like it, it's mine.
  • If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
  • If I can take it away from you, it's mine.
  • If I had it a while ago, it's mine.
  • If it's mine, there will never be a chance that it could be yours.
  • If I chew it up, all parts are mine.
  • If it looks like it's mine, it is.
  • If I see it first, it's mine.
  • If you put something aside you played with, it automatically becomes mine.
  • If it's broken, it's yours.
Source: http://www.kirasoftware.com/Hundeeigentum.php
Translated by Ralf Weber
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